If you haven’t been keeping up with the news, Clowns have been haunting multiple states the last couple of weeks. Officials are skeptical of many of the stories. Right who wants to admit that some face painted, floppy shoe wearing horror is stalking neighborhoods.
how ever in two states its more than just suspected clown hysteria…
Next thing you will hear will be police pull over speeding clown car, terrified for their lives they call out SWAT because no one knows how many clowns might be inside the car.
On a more serious note, yeah LOL. Any one else remember the clown hysteria that swept the UK a few years back. where kids and adults were reporting clowns lurking in the woods and near schools. Sometimes seen in a white van driving around the area or offering toys and candy to lure kids into isolated areas. Sounds oddly familiar. Things that make you go Hmmmmm.
Stay tuned for more Clown news and remember if you see a clown lurking outside your windows, grab your lemon Meringue pies and be ready to defend yourselves while waiting for the LEOs to arrive.