a figure staggers drunkenly down the street, its jaw moves under shredded flesh as its teeth click together with frustrated hunger. cloudy eyes sweep the empty sidewalks while shredded fingers reaching out grasping at nothing as it searches for its prey. But its prey is gone, snatched from its grasp by the CDC who has been working hard to warn the walking Happy meals to stay off the street.
Yes the CDC seems to love zombies these days, and who can blame them. The walking dead are the most exciting thing to hit streets since Brazilian thongs.
Excerpt from the website:
“Wonder why Zombies, Zombie Apocalypse, and Zombie Preparedness continue to live or walk dead on a CDC web site? As it turns out what first began as a tongue in cheek campaign to engage new audiences with preparedness messages has proven to be a very effective platform. We continue to reach and engage a wide variety of audiences on all hazards preparedness via Zombie Preparedness; and as our own director, Dr. Ali Khan, notes, “If you are generally well equipped to deal with a zombie apocalypse you will be prepared for a hurricane, pandemic, earthquake, or terrorist attack.” So please log on, get a kit, make a plan, and be prepared!”
there are several interesting links on the page so check it out. if nothing else it might help you prepare for the Christmas flood you keep praying for that will sweep away the irritating in-laws.